having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
Is it just me, or does this get faster and faster the longer I look at it?
it DEFINITELY gets faster.